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Nothing But Net!
Net Worth. Did you think we were talking hoops?
A brief sojourn away from Project 2025 to discuss matters of some importance. Money. Back to our regularly scheduled discussion tomorrow.
I tried to find a photo of a middle aged white guy dunking, but that is incredibly rare. Even more rare is finding a woman on the top ten richest list. While there are white guys who can dunk, there are no women on the top ten richest list.
Know what else is pretty wild? The amounts of money those top ten rich guys raked in after Trump was announced the winner of the presidential election on Tuesday.
Check it out:
Now, I know no one is surprised that the big winner there is Trump’s bestie, Elon. The guy Trump has proclaimed a big genius ballooned his wealth by a whopping 10.1% in mere hours after the win thanks to a 2.5% jump in the S&P, the biggest post-election surge recorded yet.
Only one of the dudes on the list is located outside the United States, and that’s Bernard Arnault. He’s also the only one whose fortunes decreased slightly, by nearly $3bn.
