The Best Engagement Gift: A Pre-Nup

I’m Giving One to All of My Children. Because I Love Them Too Much Not To.

Wait…what?!?

Cue the sound of a record scratch.

The best engagement gift? But don’t you want your kids to be in the ‘happily ever after’ category?

Yes. Yes I do. I most assuredly do. I hope more than anything that when…if…my children find their person…