Umm...Luke, did you read the part about me often working one, or even two jobs? Nah. You just picked up on the part of the marriage where sometimes I stayed at home. So very bro of you.

By the way, when I DID stay home, it was because we both agreed that daycare was too expensive - that was something HE thought he didn't want to spend money on, not me as much.

I now earn in the high six figures, and he dates a 30-something yoga instructor, so it all works out in the end.