You’re a Real Bitch, Samantha

(And You’re a Terrible Mother, Too)

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I was at the grocery store tonight.

Okay, wait. I was at the discount grocery store tonight. The one in the not-great neighborhood that is pretty close to my neighborhood, since I live in a rapidly gentrifying neighborhood right next to the not-great neighborhood. Admittedly, I alternate between this store, known for its good prices on standard…